Heard and Overheard
‘Women who’ve had facelifts – they all look like sisters.’
‘You must never leave mummy and daddy.’
‘I woke up in the night and I didn’t know who I was.’
‘I don’t want to eat anything with a face.’
‘I’d like a hug and a squeeze but I don’t want what goes with it.’
‘You can’t learn anything you don’t already know.’
‘Try to say something nice.’